Tag Archives: Gwyneth Paltrow

Imports

Nothing to do with goods and produce – including pillars of civilization like iPhones, condoms and red wine – being imported from one country to another, imports is tweetable shorthand for important. Imports decisions you encounter on a daily basis … Continue reading

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Bestie

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton. Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna. Beyonce and Gwyneth Paltrow. Harry Styles and Nick Grimshaw. Rita Ora and Cara Delevingne. High on fame and each other, riding a sexified tide of Twitter followers, brand endorsements and paparazzi … Continue reading

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Emosh

When Bambi’s mother was shot. When Simba’s father was killed in the wildebeest stampede. When Woody realized that a college-bound Andy no longer had any use for his childhood toys. When housewife outlaws Thelma and Louise slammed on the accelerator … Continue reading

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