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Imports

Nothing to do with goods and produce – including pillars of civilization like iPhones, condoms and red wine – being imported from one country to another, imports is tweetable shorthand for important. Imports decisions you encounter on a daily basis … Continue reading

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Suspish

Your spouse is acting suspish – that is to say, suspiciously, which means they’re probably having an affair. WTF! What do you do? Sure, you could confront him/her, and have a frank, mature discussion about your apparently doomed relationship, addressing … Continue reading

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Partics

If you’re the fussy type, you may spend a lot of time looking for particular things – a perfectly mixed Bloody Mary; an item of clothing that conveys the true depths of your individuality and free spiritedness; friends whose dinner-table … Continue reading

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Togeths

When two young people want to commit to each other online after a prolonged period (i.e. a week) of twirting that progressed to sexting that progressed to Skyping that progressed to “in a relationship with” on Facebook – more binding, … Continue reading

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Probs

It can mean one of two things, this abbrev. Either that which Jay-Z famously rapped about having 99 of (problems). Or what you say when someone asks if you’ll be out later, and you know there’s a good chance you’ll … Continue reading

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Adorbs

Instagram photos of babies in cute outfits, Tumblr pages devoted entirely to pug puppies, Facebook albums documenting trips to petting zoos, Ryan Gosling generally – all these things are adorbs. Because sometimes, the additional letters necessary to form its less … Continue reading

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