Things that can be described as excluse (née exclusive) include:
- Places you want to get into but can’t – like a de rigueur club gakked-up slebs are forever tumbling out of. Or that hot Starbucks barista’s underpants.
- Monogamous relationships – like the one Gerard Butler has with making brain-searingly awful films.
- The photograph rights c-list celebrities negotiate with OK! magazine when they get married for the third time.
“The two of us are just having a good time together. We’re not excluse or anything.”