“Forever,” as Wendy Darling from Peter Pan sagely observed, “is an awfully long time.” (So precocious, that Wendy; Edwardian England’s very own Hannah Montana.) These days, a hip young pre-teen like Wends would’ve kicked that last er to the kerb and said forevs. Things of note that seem to last forevs include the films of Peter Jackson, flights to Australia, family Christmases, and k-holes.
“And then all the Hobbits started saying goodbye to each other AGAIN. I swear, that film went on forevs.”