Impresh

Make the wrong impresh at work. Suffer the consequences.

Making the wrong impresh can make life totes awks.

As the saying goes, you only get one chance to make a first impresh – whether you’re at a job interview, on a first date, or encountering new neighbours. Common advice given regarding the making of a first impression is to “just be yourself”. It goes without saying that this is an utter crock of shit, and you should go out of your way to be anything or anyone but yourself unless you want to end up alone, unemployed, or doing jail time.

“I kinda got the impresh that she wasn’t that into me… She said she was going to the toilet and didn’t come back.”

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