Eating's cheating.

“It’s fash, darling. Eating’s cheating.”

If the fash industry were a person, she would be an heiress with zero-percent body fat and fabulous shoes, her eyes radiating ravishing haute couture deadness. Always on the guestlist at the best parties and visibly uninterested in anything you have to say unless your society or industry connections eclipse hers – which they of course never do – the Fashinator abhors animal rights activists and any nutritionists insurrectionist enough to argue that half-chewed toilet paper and a packet-a-day Marlboro Lights habit does not a balanced diet make. But Anna Wintour bloody loves her, so, y’know.

“It’s totes back in fash now.”

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