Monthly Archives: May 2013

Excluse

Things that can be described as excluse (née exclusive) include: Places you want to get into but can’t – like a de rigueur club gakked-up slebs are forever tumbling out of. Or that hot Starbucks barista’s underpants. Monogamous relationships – … Continue reading

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Suspish

Your spouse is acting suspish – that is to say, suspiciously, which means they’re probably having an affair. WTF! What do you do? Sure, you could confront him/her, and have a frank, mature discussion about your apparently doomed relationship, addressing … Continue reading

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Obsesh

If you’ve ever experienced the terrible joy of becoming unhealthily fixated on a song, food, film, book, app or person, you know what it is to revel in the throes of an obsesh – which is how overenthusiastic smartphone-fingerers say … Continue reading

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Fash

If the fash industry were a person, she would be an heiress with zero-percent body fat and fabulous shoes, her eyes radiating ravishing haute couture deadness. Always on the guestlist at the best parties and visibly uninterested in anything you … Continue reading

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