Robet Pattinson and Kristen Stewart tie the knot in real life. (Not really, it was for that film.)

RPattz: “We’ll be togeths forevs.” KStew: “Whevs.”

When two young people want to commit to each other online after a prolonged period (i.e. a week) of twirting that progressed to sexting that progressed to Skyping that progressed to “in a relationship with” on Facebook – more binding, in its way, than accidental pregnancy or cohabitation – they might well type: “We’ll be togeths forevs.” Meaning that they’ll be together, forever, in electric dreams. Just like Philip Oakey’s deathless 1984 masterpiece promised.

“ I was wondering if you wanted to go to prom togeths.”

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