Monthly Archives: April 2013

Partics

If you’re the fussy type, you may spend a lot of time looking for particular things – a perfectly mixed Bloody Mary; an item of clothing that conveys the true depths of your individuality and free spiritedness; friends whose dinner-table … Continue reading

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Inappropes

Whenever Charlie Sheen speaks; whenever Terry Richardson takes a photo; whenever Amanda Bynes sends a tweet, there is a 95% chance that the results will be totes inappropes – totally inappropriate. Like President Clinton’s “relations” with Monica Lewinsky. Or any … Continue reading

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Togeths

When two young people want to commit to each other online after a prolonged period (i.e. a week) of twirting that progressed to sexting that progressed to Skyping that progressed to “in a relationship with” on Facebook – more binding, … Continue reading

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Terrif

Terrific, a word that conjurs images of gout-faced aristocrats giving the thumbs up as their purebred horse races across the finish line, has been shorn of its winter fur, pumped full of triple-shot lattes, and is single’n’ready to mingle. It’s … Continue reading

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Bestie

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton. Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna. Beyonce and Gwyneth Paltrow. Harry Styles and Nick Grimshaw. Rita Ora and Cara Delevingne. High on fame and each other, riding a sexified tide of Twitter followers, brand endorsements and paparazzi … Continue reading

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Neiths

Way back through the turbulent sands of time, before Tumblr or wi-fi even existed, Neith was an Egyptian mother goddess who nursed baby crocodiles and weaved baskets. Because Egyptian mythology was so progressive that all women had to be domesticated, … Continue reading

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