Cameron Diaz twerks hard for her money.

If you’ve ever taken to the dancefloor after six rum-and-cokes and some disco dust of questionable provenance and felt the bass line from “Crazy in Love” throbbing through the tips of your fingers to the fleshy curve of your rear-end, chances are that you found cause to twerk it.

To twerk means, in essence, to shake yo’ ass so hard you inject new meaning into the term “bootylicious” – like so much silicon injected into a butt cheek. As is the case with most sexually suggestive dance moves, twerking is a great way of getting people to like you for who you are.

That girl is totes twerkin’ it. I shall make her my wife.”

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