Unforch. Unfortunate. Unfortunately. Blue Valentine. Michelle Williams.

Michelle Williams in bleak indie romance “Blue Valentine”. Even being married to Ryan Gosling couldn’t save her character from knowing the true meaning of unforch.

If unfortunate and unfortunately are the kind of suit-wearing, child-rearing, mortgage-paying office drones whose idea of a racy weekend involves a bottle of sauvignon blanc and the Breaking Bad box set, unforch is the intermittently employed college drop-out from next door, who breakfasts on bongs, thinks grammar is located somewhere in Germany, and swears by the pull-out technique as a legitimate method of contraception.

“Unforch we can’t make it. He’s already too drunk to drive.”

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