Monthly Archives: February 2013

Tomaz

The Twitter ne’er-do-well’s term for tomorrow, that gilded fantasy realm in which you always imagine yourself getting a better job, finding butterfly-stomached true love, starting your voice-of-a-generation novel, or simply attending one of the pilates classes you booked on Groupon … Continue reading

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Twerk

If you’ve ever taken to the dancefloor after six rum-and-cokes and some disco dust of questionable provenance and felt the bass line from “Crazy in Love” throbbing through the tips of your fingers to the fleshy curve of your rear-end, … Continue reading

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Dafuq

At the start of a typical Friday night, it’s what the fuck. By your sixth drink, it’s what da fuck. By 3:00am, at around the same time you start tweeting Beyoncé lyrics and searching for the nearest open McDonald’s on … Continue reading

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Emosh

When Bambi’s mother was shot. When Simba’s father was killed in the wildebeest stampede. When Woody realized that a college-bound Andy no longer had any use for his childhood toys. When housewife outlaws Thelma and Louise slammed on the accelerator … Continue reading

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Emerge

Not what a butterfly does when first wriggling free of its chrysalis, or the Fischerspooner song that invented electroclash way back in 2001, when the iPhone was still just a twinkle in Steve Jobs’s eye – those are the old … Continue reading

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Blates

Originating in the UK, blates achieves its fullest potential when spoken in a thick Laaaaaaaaahndun (that’s “London”, to the uninitiated) accent. It’s essentially blatantly – as in obviously, totally, yes, of course, I agree – shitfaced on Stella Artois, brandishing … Continue reading

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Soz

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when people say sorry, they often don’t really mean it, but are merely paying lip-service to good manners, conventional morality, and all the other tedious hoops one is required to jump through in … Continue reading

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