Perf. Perfect. Baking.

“Hmm, carbs. Totes perf.”

If you’ve arranged a mutually agreeable time to meet friends for cocktails, laid eyes upon a jacket you just can’t live without, or gazed approvingly at a stranger’s arse on public transport, you may well find cause to utter a breathless perf. Like perfect, but with fewer letters and less hope, perf is notably popular with individuals who’ve turned the quiet annihilation of other people’s self-esteem into an artform.

“Did you see the Facebook photo of Yvonne passed out on the toilet at Michael’s party? That was too perf.”

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