Dodgy. Dodge. Christian Bale. Patrick Bateman.

Patrick Bateman. Totes dodge.

No, this isn’t the *actual* word dodge – as in to dodge a bullet, dodge hearing the new Taylor Swift single, or dodge getting positive results back from your most recent Chlamydia test – but rather an abbrev of dodgy. As in: a bit unreliable, a bit suspicious, a bit risky – like a buying a ‘Gucci’ bag from that bloke with no teeth who’s always hanging around the bus stop, or choosing to give the twitchy girl in the club the benefit of the doubt even though the pills she’s just sold you look suspiciously like paracetamol.

“My stomach is feeling totes dodge after that kebab.”

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