Not a brand of toothpaste or oven cleaner, but rather the regrettable spawn of relax and chill out’s drunken graduation-night hook-up. Sufferers of stress, anxiety, paranoia or cocaine-induced heart palpitations will often be told to chillax by the kind of people who experience withdrawal symptoms if they have to endure half an hour without an internet connection.
“No, you calling her is what she wants. Don’t fall into that trap. Just put the phone down, pick the bong up and chillax.”