Totes morto. Obvs.

Totes morto. Obvs.

In Esperanto, this means “death”, but for totes ridicheads, it’s the last not-quite-a-word in pure embarrassment. Morto was grown in a meth lab using DNA from the verb mortified, and tends to ripple through cyberspace like a tsunami if James Franco hosts the Oscars or Lindsay Lohan makes a new film. (It’s all been downhill since Mean Girls, Linds.)

“She meant to text the photo to her boyfriend, but accidentally sent it to her dad! She was abso morto.”

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