Monthly Archives: January 2013

Gorge

Nope, not that thing compulsive binge-eaters do – generally involving a locked bathroom door, a KFC family bucket and as much of Pizza Hut’s all-you-can-eat buffet as they were able to carry – that’s gorging. In totes-ridic parlance, to be … Continue reading

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Totes

Totes is essentially the President of the United Abbreviations; the Abraham Lincoln of internet slang. When Hollywood finally comes to tell the totes story, the abbrev will be portrayed by Daniel Day-Lewis, who’ll subsequently accept his nineteenth best actor Oscar … Continue reading

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Cray-Cray

Like the people it’s so often used to describe, crazy spent a long time partying, getting messed up, wishing it was somebody else, hoping that one day it could maybe – just maybe – feel okay about being itself; feel … Continue reading

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Hilar

Hilarious, derived from the Latin hilarus, has been well known to English speakers since around 1840, but totally lost its shit after dropping acid at Burning Man back in 2007. When it finally managed to extricate itself from the overflowing … Continue reading

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Rubs

Rubs. Not a suspect variety of sensual massage that a middle-aged man with an above-averagely hairy back might journey to Thailand to receive, but an abbrev of rubbish. When you don’t get recalled for that second interview, have your heart … Continue reading

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Yoozh

As with usual, its less fashionable predecessor, yoozh is frequently used to articulate the pervading sense of monotony and futility that pulses through modern life like blood through a depressed teenager’s veins – an existential dread well documented in the … Continue reading

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Selfie

If, like everyone else, your fragile self-esteem is measured in Facebook “likes”, and the degree of self-loathing you feel at any given time is directly related to how many retweets your Instagrammed photographs of sunsets receive, then you’ll probably already … Continue reading

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